I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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