you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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