We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i would punch a child for taco bell
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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