You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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