Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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