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(828): View more from North Carolina

All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

Good. You are like the clit whisperer.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body

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(614): View more from Ohio

i dont know whats so great about being respectable.

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(443): View more from Maryland

You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave

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(540): View more from Virginia

Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.

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(720): View more from Colorado

So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so

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