I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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