Buhtt sex?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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