This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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