Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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