So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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