the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
as a side note pls kill me
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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