She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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