is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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