With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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