You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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