I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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