Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
do nipples grow back?
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