yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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