I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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