I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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