Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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