i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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