I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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