is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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