Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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