# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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