Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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