doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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