Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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