So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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