Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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