turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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