You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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