I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
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