please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
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