dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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