I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
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remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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