real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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