Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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