google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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