The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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