The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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