I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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