like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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