My balls are so social today.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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