I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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