Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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