No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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