Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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