She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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