just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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