Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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