Plan B is the new Plan A
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
