took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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