Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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